I learned from 15 years with an iguana that no one, not even nerds, should keep exotic pets because it’s just not right for the animal 99% of the time.
But I would still kill a man to have a baby platypus as a pet.
He would have to be a real douchebag. And I would have to do it myself, just to make it fair. No subcontracting this out. Dead Douche = Baby Platypus. THAT’S the deal Kathleen. Stop trying to take the easy way out….to your imaginary baby platypus via ‘murder in’ by some cheating method like contracting it out on Craigslist (or wherever the kids go for murder needs these days..).
/Broad City Finale Premiere junk food long drive late night mind melty
EDIT: Why is everything contract killing with me? Geez. Us girls, amirite?!