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Just for this message, this lady gets reblogged. Cat named Shaft? I may have to bake her a cake.
Doll Parts and Loose Threads: You Want a Physicist... →
thereisafish: You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of…
Shiny Official Website Excites Featured Nerd,... →
Fleetwood Mac Recording Session, 1976
Stevie Nicks: (singing) Now here you go again you say, you want your freedom. Well who am I to keep haha oh my god you guys! I farted!
Mick Fleetwood: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Christine McVie: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Stevie Nicks: I can't believe just did that!
Mick Fleetwood: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Lindsey Buckingham: Okay. Very funny. Let's get back to work.
Mick Fleetwood: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Stevie Nicks: Shut up, Mick.
John McVie: Guys, we're out of coke.
WORST IMPROVISER EVER
Me. EXHIBIT A) CHOOSING ^ THAT HEADLINE. Nothing makes an improv scene shittier quicker than it being about the “best/worst_______ ever”. I hate it, and it happens in 40% of class scenes. You can even hear people hate it AS it comes out of them. “Best/worst” are too subjective. And “ever” is tricky, time-wise. It’s often salvaged, but my powerful urge to...
I will stand with anyone, I don’t care what color you are, as long as you want...– Malcolm X (via sirmitchell)
Kat Burdick: Kat Burdick stands in for Marlee... →
katburdick: Uh. Yeah, about tonight’s comedy… I just got back from a set at the Comedy Cellar where everyone in the audience kept “silent laughing”. I didn’t know that was a thing. It was like watching people laugh hard, but with the sound off. Basically, I experienced doing standup as a deaf woman. Maybe it…
stunned.and.stuttering: Thirteen Observations made... →
stunnedandstuttering: 1. If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn’t mean you would be a midget if you were bald. 2. “Fortune” is a word for having a lot of money and for having a lot of luck, but…
Sick Sad World: When I say I'm pro-life...(tw:... →
evoquerais: bebinn: panda-mo: desliz: speakfortheweak: It doesn’t mean I’m religious. Because I’m not. It doesn’t mean I hate LGBT community. Because I am a supporter. It doesn’t mean I force women to give birth. Because I never will. Take what you want from my…
Strike out everything you've done. →
Had Beer Smoked an entire cigarette. Smoked a cigar Done drugs. Write on a bathroom wall. Read a George Orwell book. Had sex. Had a physical fight. Used Twitter. Listened to Lady Gaga. Been in a car accident. Gotten suspended. Gotten expelled. Been allergic to something. Got a computer virus. Touched a real gun. Had a dog. Had a cat Been pregnant. Camped out Swam in the...
Bronwen: A Protester's Account of the Occupy Wall... →
newwavefeminism: a protester explains how police mislead protesters to get them all trapped and arrested coffeeshakes: I figured I should write down what happened today, before I forget or before too many stories get muddled together. My friend, my partner, and I arrived at Zucotti…
I feel awful, alone and stuck and useless and hopeless. I must be just about to...
And... Scene: An Oral History of UCB | NY Mag →
iamachilles: New York Magazine’s superb article about the UCB, with interview excerpts from some of the people who have helped make it what it is. It’s exciting to be a small part of this community. Ahhhhhh! Bbook reblogged Achilles!!! I’m a little too excited. That article was really cool but I wanted more. I *know* they must have way more quotes from everybody….keep ‘em...
I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever human beings endure suffering...– Elie Wiesel (via thenewwomensmovement)
Kevin Hines: 3 Comics to Recommend →
kevhines: (this post could also be titled An Open Response to a Private Email from Brian Hines) My Brother Brian asked me “If you had to pick THREE comics to try to get someone “into” comics, what would they be.” The short answer is, I don’t know! I get asked this every once in a while and it’s hard to… Until I saw the word Batman I thought it would be Carlin.
You give me one valid argument besides ‘God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and...– Jamie Kilstein (via aaronrutherford) Some kickass kid I follow the blog of just posted a quote from Jamie Kilstein. My love for the next generation just grew two sizes. Ok, dirty, but ykwim.